himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

erectdick:

same

erectdick:

same

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(Source: asparagays)

heatmor:

when a hater threatens me

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encourage:

I get so sad when the

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat