earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

— (via slapmytitties)

(Source: continent)

theemoonchildxo:

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

Honestly, I’m faded & this fucked me up 😂😂

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

(Source: sulietsexual)

themano:

six seconds that defined a generation

(Source: incognegroo)

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”