very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them


if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

— (via slapmytitties)

(Source: continent)



These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

Honestly, I’m faded & this fucked me up 😂😂

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

(Source: sulietsexual)


six seconds that defined a generation

(Source: incognegroo)



I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”