flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

describe your dream guy
Anonymous

ianstagram:

Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

(Source: mrgloss)

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(Source: rrraquelle)

through-myheartt:

MY LIFE

(Source: katiebishop)

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
realitytvgifs:

The guy on the left = me

realitytvgifs:

The guy on the left = me

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing